Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Sunshine Cleaning.

I was looking up movies last night to see if Away we go and My sisters keeper were going to be in Vancouver this weekend and saw that Sunshine Cleaning was playing at the cheap theater. I had REALLY wanted to see it but it wasn't in Vancouver until now. This theater is a regular theater except its older, so it plays movies that are in between theater and DVD for THREE dollars!! Since it was going to be gone by Friday and I had dinner plans tomorrow, I decided to go see it tonight. Nobody wanted to go see it so I went to the 10pm so by myself! It was a super cute movie. Made by the same people as Little Miss Sunshine and was as good as it too! It felt good to spend a little time with myself. I went the the gym, took a shower, put my sweats on and my wet hair on top of my head, stopped by the minit mart for a few treats and spread out for the movie! If any of you have a weird thing about not doing stuff like that on your own... TRY IT! Essp. a movie since you don't really talk to the person you go with anyways! Rent sunshine cleaning when it comes out... OR if you're feeling really adventuress drive to Vancouver tmrw to see it for cheap! I'm off to bed.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

NEVER piss off a deaf man with a crush...

I was at IKEA last weekend and remembered that I majorly needed to write this story...

Lets see I was probably about 19. It was either my first or second year at Clark and Erika and I had become friends because we kept having class after class together and we just decided it was fate! Anyways we had yet another Math class together and it is defiantly a class I will never forget!

One of the first days of class I had a note passed to me from a guy sitting at the table in front of me. I realized he was deaf and politely "talked" with him for awhile. This quickly became a daily routine so much that it was hard for me to learn. He was always grunting to me and passing me note after note.

He also asked Erika to tutor him. So they would meet up and ALL he would do was ask/WRITE her questions about me!!! AHHHHH so the deaf guy had a crush. Let me explain this guy... He was probably about 38-42 years old (remember I'm 19!!), had grey hair (what was left of it) and a little pot belly. Even if he wasn't deaf I wouldn't be interested! Trust me if a hot deaf guy showed interest in me it would prob be a bonus not having to listen to him!!

So this went on and on. Him writing notes and me trying my hardest to be nice and talk to him. Anyways he had an interpreter for the class who would sign to him what the teacher was saying and ask questions for him. One day the teacher broke us up into groups to show us how to use our Calculators. the teacher asked me to stay where I was because a girl had my same calc but had forgotten it so he wanted me to share. I knew that deaf man was trying to get my attention, but I didn't feel like dealing with him so I ignored his grunts and listened to the TEACHER instead. BAD choice Aubree...

So when class is over everyone goes to leave and when I get to the hallway I hear a lady saying "excuse me, excuse me..." So I turn around and its deaf man and his interpreter... for the next 10 minutes I stand there while deaf man CHEWS ME OUT through his interpreter. So there's this lady SCREAMING (because that's the way he was signing to her) at me about me not joining his calc group and saying it was because he was deaf and I was a bitch... so on and so on. I was just standing there with my mouth gaped open, not knowing who to even look at... the deaf man signing in my face with his angry face, or the screaming lady next to him?! I was so pissed that I didn't even try to explain my self. Just said "I have to go to work" and walked off.

Seriously who can say they've been chewed out THROUGH an interpreter BY a deaf guy?
ME, I CAN!

Anyways he then started to e-mail Erika horrible e-mails (which I wish we would have saved!!) about me being a bigot and a "skunk bitch." (I think he didn't like my new blond on top dark on bottom hair do LOL) I ended up emailing him back freaking out on him and his response was "Can we be friends? Want to go to lunch?" HELL FUCKING NO. I was soooo done with deaf men and STILL AM. Guess I am a skunk bitch after all.
THE END.

PS. While we were at IKEA Carrie and I were trying to get someone to help us. I saw a worker walk by and couldn't believe my eyes... Carrie saw him too and tried to call out to him. I grabbed her shirt and yelled NOOOOO not him. Not like he would have heard her anyways... =).

Friday, June 12, 2009

Stepping Stones and Painted Rocks!

Micah's Rock he painted when he stayed the night!

One of Carrie's creations... its my fav rock!

My welcome rock... I even bedazzled it!



Carrie's Stepping Stone.

My Stepping Stone!
Here's a few pics of our beautification of our front yard/area! A couple weekends ago Carrie and I got busy and planted flowers, painted rocks and made stepping stones! It was lots of fun. Now Im just trying hard to keep the flowers ALIVE!!




Day OFF!

I have the day off today, and since it was my boss who took it off it's a PAID day off!! We have a deal where if I need a day off its not paid, but if they take days off I get paid for it. Its a pretty sweet deal because they take quite a few days off! Oh and when I took two days off for Vegas they paid me too... they said it was because they just felt like it! Love them.
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Anyways since I knew I could sleep in today, after I went to the gym last night I stopped by and got a redbox movie. So I got myself a glass of wine and watched Benjamin Button until 1am. Super good movie, but I totally didn't cry like everyone said I would! Then when I went to go to sleep I was super hot and couldn't get comfy SOOO at 1am I got up and took a sleeping pill! I figured if it was my day to sleep in I WAS going to insure that that happened! Needless to say I CRASHED out and slept in till 10:30!!! Which felt sooooo good!
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I got up, had my leftover SUBWAY oatmeal cookie for breakfast/lunch and started cleaning the apt. I love cleaning when I have time to do it. I turn on my iPod open windows, light candles and start scrubbing! I really like to clean when things NEED cleaning... I like to see results! So my fav things to clean are kitchens and bathrooms. I'm weird I know, but I hate cleaning when things aren't dirty! Our blue bathroom sink was completely white from toothpaste spit and now its sparkling. Thats the kind of cleaning that gets me excited. I also learned today that I HATE HATE HATE my vacuum. I wondered while I was vacuuming the carpet why I felt like i was stepping on shit/crumbs, but then I used it to vacuum the bathroom floor and it was spitting out dirt and little rocks everywhere!! so bottom line is that it is sucking shit up then spitting it out. GREAT! Wish I had money to buy a DYSON!!
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Anywho next on the agenda is going to the gym and then Target to get random stuff like Tums and toilet bowl cleaner! Oh and maybe Kohls after reading Hillary's blog since I have a 30% off coupon and need some candles!!
Hope everyone's having a FAB Friday!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Random Picture Updates.

Hanging up my Topsy Turvys!! I was Super excited!

Birthday karaoke at the gay bar!

The best look of the night. Woot Woot!

My Bella and I at her mamas 50th Birthday Bash!


My Fav pic of the night. Bre, Matty and Kim.

I bought Kim a gift Certificate for Taboo... she LOVED it!!

Las Vegas 2009. Just leaving the DMB concert!

Yummo.

Mr. Man and I at the Zoo!


Dinos...

ROAR!!


The bestest boys EVER!! Camping Memorial Day weekend.

Micah giving me a puppy/ice cube!


We loves eachother!

Seriously... SO CUTE!


Sunny day at the fountain!
Ive been slacking major lately on the bogging... you havent missed much though. Ive just been working lots and lots, enjoying summer and figuring out all my school stuff. I start school full time in Oct, so for now Im just trying to have a life while I still can. Im really stressing about how Im going to make ENOUGH money while Im in school. I really wish I had the guts and the BODY (that might help) to strip!! seriously working one night a week would be SWEET! =) Hope you all are doing well. Im really looking forward to the weekend and hanging out with my mama and sisters and my amazing boys!! I'll try to start blogging at least once a week. Yell at me if I start slacking again!! Goodnight Y'all.