Saturday, February 28, 2009

My Boys...

The BIG BOYS!!!

Baby Micah Thomas. Sept. 24th 2006.

Baby Corbin Christopher. Oct 11th 2007.


I was bored tonight and decided to look to see if a friend of mine had had her baby yet on peacehealth.org. She hadn't, so I ended up looking up my babies... I cannot believe that in 2 short years they have grown up SOOOO fast. Micah and Corbin are my life. I am so grateful to both of my sisters for bringing such amazing amazing little beings into our family. I don't even remember what life was like at my parents without the 2 little yahoos running around, BORING that's for sure! Just thought Id write a quick blog about the loves of my life! I love you Mishka and CORBY!!!! MUAH MUAH MUAH.



Friday, February 27, 2009

Ugly Babies...

If I'm ever in a bad mood or just need a good laugh I google image pictures of Sadie Sandler. This poor poor baby didn't even have a chance. I don't know how ANYONE (even her parents) could look at her and say she was cute. There is TOTALLY such thing as an ugly baby people!!! And to think they had another one after this Lil cutie... they would have been better off pulling an Angelina and adopting a pretty baby out of an orphanage! Good things Little Sadie's gonna be loaded...
I know, I know I'm a heartless bitch. Whateva! I'm hitting the hay and probably gonna dream about Sadie Sandler eating my face with those big ole buck teefers... =)

My Bella Luna.

















I have the most Amazing best friend EVER. Just thought I'd share. Tootles...
PS. you should be jealous.





Monday, February 23, 2009

I LOVE the 80's

My 80's name was Veronica bitches.

Roomies double fisting it.


Hillary, Veronica and Twila.


The ladies and Jason.


Boobie Cousins.





Sooo the Valentines Day Prom was Amazing! Just thought I'd post a couple pics. I really wish I could dress this way every day, I loved my crimped hair and shoulder pads!! Everyone drank and danced lots and lots! Cant wait till next year!


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

My Turn...


Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.
1. I like my bananas GREEN and my popcorn BURNT!

2.When I was about 7 my sisters talked me into sticking my hand in the VCR. It got stuck and I had to sit there crying for 2 hours while my dad came home from work, took the VCR apart and rescued my hand! (I'm sure my sisters were just sitting there laughing!)

3. I hated beer until my Cali nanny experience... I was soooo desperate to drink that I would sneak beers into my room. I guess that's one good thing that came out of those three hellish months!

4. The birth of Micah & having only mom, dad, Alyssa, Amber and I in the room was the most amazing family experience EVER.

5. I have man hands and LOVE them!

6. I am the most attracted to Assholes that have nothing going for them. Know any? Send em my way...

7. My last Vegas trip I met a guy on our last night at 5 AM and gave him my number. He lived in Utah, but within 2 weeks had already came to Portland to visit. I knew right away that I didn't like him, he drove me crazy. But he had other plans which included moving to Portland and "taking care of me." He freaked me the fuck out and it took me months to get him to stop calling, texting and emailing me. I'm still afraid he'll just show up someday...

8. I love guys with SUPER rough hands.

9. I've had reoccurring dreams that I have a penis and in these dreams I use my penis. I wake up super creeped out!

10. I have the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST friend in the whole world.

11. When I know I need to cry, I watch the Family Stone and cry the entire 2 hours. Its very very refreshing. ( Side note: Marley and Me might have to become my new cry movie once its out on DVD!)

12. I'm soo sick of the run around with school that I am really considering dropping out and going through a tech program to get my LPN. I am just afraid of disappointing people.

13. I'm obsessed with my teeth and a couple of months ago chipped my front tooth a teeny tiny bit. It drives me crazy and the second I get health insurance again I'm heading straight to the dentist to get it filed down.

14. I visit the sex shop way too often for someone who doesn't have much of a steady sex life.

15. i HATE cats. In fact I'm not much of an animal person at all... I mean really what is the point of having birds, rabbits or reptiles for pets?!?!?! I pretty much only like dogs, but even then I'm picky about the breed!

16. I am a Sephora addict. Think there is rehab for that?

17. When Breanne came to visit me in California I stubbed my toe on her suit case twice. It started to turn black and I would send her weekly pictures of it. When it fell off a couple months later, I saved it to show it to her. She loved it! (and by loved it, I mean she puked in her mouth a little!)

18. I used to lay outside and read to my dogs for hours when I was little. The Boxcar children were my favorite!

19. I used to love to use the bathroom at grandpas house so that I could look at all his playboys!

20. I was super shy when I was little. I didn't like sports or anything that put me in the spotlight, I liked to blend in. Now I do things just to stand out. I love crazy clothes, tattoos, pink hair, froggy rain boots, being loud and trying new things!

21. Id rather hang out in Longview with my nephews on the weekends than go out in Portland. My friends think I'm crazy, but they don't understand how amazing they both are.

22. I haven't decided if I want kids in the future, but just in case I do I have all my favorite names picked out and written down.

23. At age 20 I had to have emergency surgery on my BELLY BUTTON.

24. I want to move to Europe but know I couldn't make it long without my family around.

25. I pick my nose. ALL the time.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Mommy for Rent!





Kate is my mini- me!! We spent a good hour entertaining ourselves with my camera!


Jocie wasn't as entertained... but she's still amazing!








Cupcake kids! Kate and Connery... they were super impressed cause "their mom NEVER let them help, they had only ever gotten to watch!!" lol that's sooo Dot!

I don't have much to blog about, just thought Id post some pictures! I'm finally feeling rested after playing mommy for 4 days straight! The kids were great and there were no MAJOR problems (only ONE trip to the emergency room!) but I was soooo tired by Sunday! Having three kids, at three different stages, with three different sports and school schedules is just CRAZYNESS... not too mention the 3 dogs and 1 cat too!! Plus I worked 9 hours on Thurs and Fri, then headed to their house to keep working!! I made it through with only needing one beer and 2 glasses of wine though... woot woot! We had a lotta fun and I'm super glad to have that family in my life!
Well I'm off to take a shower, then attempt to make homemade pizza, then watch Biggest Loser and NIPTUCK!!!! I love Tuesdays!!